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spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

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reachexceedinggrasp:

meganphntmgrl:

this one is canon

Yes. Yes, it is.

Legit

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: the best. the absolute best. everyone else go home. capricorn wins bye
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
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Anonymous said: I really also just kind of want to tell you who I am ;;;

:”) Ahah, well its up to you. I am up for making new friends and such. Just to be clear though, I do have a boyfriend and I don’t want to lead you on. :c You sound so sweet. And Irish is soo fun but also difficult. 

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Anonymous said: Cultures are my favourite, and languages, I speak English fluently, and French is close, and I know quite a bit of German, and I know enough Danish, Spanish, Italian, and Russian to survive in the respected countries xD

Oh wow. :o that is impressive! I dabbled in japanese, german, and irish but I don’t know nearky enough to hold a convo but in french ahah. 

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Anonymous said: I dont know what to say without giving myself away! Hmm, I like Homestuck, History, uhm.. I have grey eyes? and I am Pan. That probably doesnt help, or it may idk ;;

Oh cool! Homestuck is pretty awesome and so is history. I’ve always been interested in different cultures and histories; they are sooo fun to learn about. 

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Anonymous said: ^^" I know I have the right blog..

:o well then, thanks you thank you /”o”\ 
can I have a hint on who you are? 

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Anonymous said: Uh hi! I just wanted to say.. I think I have a huge crush on you. But, we do know each other. So hopefully this isn't creepy I am sorry if it is ;;;

Aw thanks. :) But I do think you have the wrong blog ahah, I am flattered though. 

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Why I like being a lesbian.

imsuchafagg0t:

  • Girls are so fucking sexy.
  • You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
  • If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
  • Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
  • When they bite their lip…
  • You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
  • A girl’s skin is always so soft.
  • Again, boobs.
  • And also, vaginas.
  • And just generally, girls are yummy.

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